The M&Ms men.
They’re DICKHEADS. The red one’s an arrogant fuck and the yellow one’s got some sort of mental deficiency. They’re constantly spurting nonsense chat at one another whilst… EATING M&MS. That’s right kids, the M&Ms men want you to a) eat M&Ms but failing that b) eat each other.
And have you been to M&Ms world? Don’t. Its a giant imagining of an addicts’ late night hallucination. It’s horrible and it’s loud and nothing is free. Everything costs £8. Everything. They even sell a t-shirt which says ‘Keep calm and eat M&Ms’. It actually says that. It’s £8.
Just don’t fucking go, ok?