Dilemma. You’re in the mood for a McDonalds but your friends/colleagues insist on visiting an establishment with at least a shaving of cultural integrity.
Solution: Herman ze German. If you haven’t visited this place next to Charing Cross, may seven years of bad eating befall you. Suitably German or at least vaguely Eastern European staff? Check. Fried potato sticks commonly referred to as ‘fries’ or such like? Check. Mayo? Ketchup? Double check. Vast array of sausages with Germanic names that we can never pronounce correctly? Cheque.
More here: http://www.herman-ze-german.co.uk/